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    Will you miss seeing a hot babe like me on eastenders?

    You all know the real reason they are getting rid of me is the rest of the female cast are jealous of all the attention I get from hunky men
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    Can you believe a sexy beast like me is spending christmas alone?

    I mean I'll pop over and see Shirley but I won't have a fella with me! you'd think half the square would be queuing to date a scrumptious lady like me wouldn't ya?
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    is it bad etiquette if I lay on the dinner table on all fours with nothing on and...

    ...have an apple in my mouth? I bet it would excite you men though wouldn't it, go on just visualise it I bet your thinking PHWOARRR! I'll have me some of that!
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    Would you vote for me if I were the leader of my own party?

    My policy would be that big beautiful women like me don't have to wear clothes and we can let our flab fly freely! bigger toilet seats installed for bigger people! adult magazines have to include ladies as big and beautiful as me!
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