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    My swinging Gardener pruned my wife's bush, help?

    Alas you were cheated by your selfish Mrs As your feelings she casts aside and dismisses But feareth not ye who wanted to swing My remedy, simple, is just the right thing The gardeners wife is sitting at home So go round and give her one dressed as a gnome If the gardener comes back earlier...
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    what can i do to build a sump and stop my garden flooding?

    If your garden floods only periodically, one cheap and very effective solution is to insert an ordinary garden pond pump into the sump, attach a hose where the sprinkler would normally go and then run the hose to a nearby storm drain or grate.
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