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I have!! Lol I doubt it'll ever happen though

I know that's really dirty to think about, but ever wondered what it'd feel like?

...accomplish? He's not going to just resign and go home, you know.

OKAY OKAY WE GET IT. THEY"RE SMART AND EAT THEIR VEGETABLES AND THEIR KIDS DO 5 HOURS OF HOMEWORK A NIGHT AND WE DON'T. IF WE'RE SO BROKE AND THEY"RE GOING TO "SURPASS" US WHY CAN"T WE JUST SAY, 'WHATEVER, WE CAN'T BEAT YOU AZNS AND YOUR HOVERCRAFTS!' SRSLY!

IF A DUDE TOLD HIS GIRL..? HE'S TRIED A POPSICLE SHE'S LIKE 'EWWW WTF?!'

home run record? I think I was in... middle school, maybe? ... when it happened. I remember the announcer going, "Line drive to center field... IS IT ENOUGH? YES!!!!" It was momentous :) Sadly I can't remember if the record was at 61 or 62 home runs lol

For my high school, Scott Kazmir graduated 3 years before I did. He's the starting pitcher for the Anaheim Angels, and was drafted in the 1st round straight out of high school for the New York Mets :)

...himself eat human brains? I thought you get kuru only when you eat brains. How'd he get kuru if he didn't?

I think women do; it shows that the dude doesn't need her and is powerful enough to be competitive. Don't you think a dude who gets tail here and there proves he's manly to his woman?

got arrested today? He was this Philadelphia doc who wasn't even a licensed OB-GYN, so he couldn't even legally do abortions, and he took late-term pregnant women, but instead of aborting them, he actually had them give live births under anaesthesia, then cut the necks off of seven of the...