1) A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.
Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
2) A man went 20 days without a minutes sleep?
Yet he didn't feel the slightest bit tired.
How did he manage to do this?
(Ten points!)
I saw on the internet that scientists figured out
that beer was making people inteligent and smart.
Know why?
Because it made Budweiser.
(If you didn't catch on: "Because it made BUD WISER.)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
