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    macro economics help please?

    i am doing macro econ and i don't know how to do this: could somebody help please? A bank' s assets consist of $500,000 in total reserves, $1,600,000 in loans, and a building worth $1,200,000. Its liabilities and capital consist of $2,000,000 in demand deposits and $1,300,000 in capital. If...
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    Joke; 'Big People Words'?

    A group of children at primary school were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! 'You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the...
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    Joke; 'Bill Gates goes to purgatory.'?

    St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go". First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed...
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    Joke; 'A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her'?

    A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is...
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    Can someone please explain this joke to me...?

    A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager...
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    Joke; 'The little blind girl...'?

    A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream...
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    if you have not had a divorce but the financial side had been sorted, can

    that person still get money from u? very concerned.
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