C'mon its ok even if you start rubbing their "parts". Who here didn't do that to Barbie, besides me?
Anyways if it wasn't for Mary Ann(gILLIGAN iSLAND), Barbie, Betty Rubble, Lynda Carter, Suzanne Somers, or my brother stacks of playboys I think I would've explode!
I now return you to your...