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    how were you woken up this morning

    Last night I didn't sleep at all.. and yesterday I woke up with my alarm clock (hate the thing)
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    Click to Help Fund Free Mammograms

    Clickclick! http://www.clickclickclick.com is also great if you like to click :whistling
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    Hello, Noobs ...

    I think mbm is a chavis sock.
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    Any famous people here?

    we have a famous chess player here
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    Click to Help Fund Free Mammograms

    i clicked 6 times - yay. :) I guess i helped 6 ladies. :o no, I helped only 3 ladies. anyways, My math was never that good :
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    What would happen if your avatar became real?

    A tad prosaic but thanks for the input, always appreciated. Always.
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    Hello, Noobs ...

    Back to my earlier point... you are making scents. Shower. Or pass out in more suitable locations. Both would be cool. Wot is a "chavis sock"? :idunno:
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    Why Was mr.mystery Banned?

    Now that depends what "what" is
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    Hello, Noobs ...

    hello to all...
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    Hello, Noobs ...

    hallo allemaal
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    I CUT myself

    Or you could cut the cheese.
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    Royally pissed... ROYALLY fucking pissed...

    Damn that sucks ferengi but you would never believe that a guy I know wrote his numbers on a ticket but couldnt be bothered for that one day of his life to drive 5 minutes to the local shop..Turned out he wrote the fucking winning ticket that was over 1 Million Dollar!! Now that SUCKS!
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    strep fucking sucks...

    hahah...you had a nurse come in, say that shes going to stick a needle in your ass for strep throat....I think you just fell victim to some hospital humor. I heard that they think that type of shit is funny...(I have an inside source)
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    I fuckin' hate my country

    whatever
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    Fuuuuuuck.

    It's just most of the homes that I have seen are well over 10k in initial bid price on foreclosures, and that's well out of our price range, considering that they usually want cash in hand. I have yet to find a cheapo foreclosure so far out of the ones that I have found.
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    Unable to care

    If you feel like this feeling will never go away, which is the same way I felt before sex, than you have to learn how to fake it. Fake the feelings and all of the rest of life. Pretty soon you'll buy into your own lies and life will be all well again. So, what I really mean is get some pussy.
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    Pussy

    Heh, I know what she meant. I'm not into the whole bondage thing.
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    Granny's got a gun? Nope, just a red ford escort...

    Not necessarily how he drives. It doesn't take much lateral force to lose rear end stability. The maneuver that the old bag executed inadvertently, is one widely used by police to end chases. The rear of your car is much lighter than the front. This being the case, it turns your front wheels...
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    y do they do this?

    I'n most states it's a felony to use a metal bat :thumbsdn: Use a wooden bat man!! That would just be battery. But make sure to go for the kneecaps!!! :thumbsup: Can't you tell a teacher or something?
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    the horror....the horror....

    You have to be 19 to go to strip clubs in Canada? Where is the sense in THAT?
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