If every indian did ONE sh1t in a toilet each day instead of on the street, in the river or on the train tracks, I reckon they could just about do it.
But that's about as likely to happen as ashish bhatia finding true love isn't it?
It's bloody delicious, you indians don't know what you're missing.
I think I'll have a nice thick piece of indian god for lunch today with chips & salad. Mmmmm