Adverts are:
Vauxhall Motors (a Conference North football team?)
Petit Filous - Yucky yoghurt for kiRAB
Flora Pro Active - Die Cholesterol, Die!
Dove Shampoop
t'Mobile - t'Network package for t'Yorkshire
CSL Sofas - Crappy Sofa Lounge?
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