Doctor: Eat your food.
Me: My stomach kind of hurts.
Doctor: Eat it.
Me: I can't. My stomach hurts.
Doctor: Do you have an eating disorder?
Me: Uh, no. I like food. I just don't feel good.
Doctor: No, I think you have an eating disorder.
Me: What? No...I really don't.
Doctor: You need to calm...