woman runs into police station and says officer i`v just been graped,
policeman says `you mean raped`?
no i mean graped the woman says, there was a bunch of them.
man goes into chip shop
have you got frogs legs?
yes sir,
hop over there and get me a meat pie
have you got pigs feet?
yes sir
give me a prtion of chips the porky.
do you serve shrimps?
sit down sir we serve anyone.