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Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them. In fact, they could only raise the staggering sum of two dollars. "Hang on, I have an idea," Murphy said. He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. "Are you crazy?"...

A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly...

What do women and a tin roof have in common? If you don't nail them hard enough, they'll end up at your neighbors house