There are THREE types of people in the world: people who can count and people who can't!
Ok so in the locker room, everyone is cursing out loud. The gym teacher comes in and says "HEY! THERES NO CURSING IN THIS DAMN LOCKER ROOM!"
The last time i made this, someone reported this as...
so theres this pirate in a ship battle. he tells one of his friends to bring him a red shirt
"why"? asks his friend.
"that way if i get shot, the blood will blend in.." he replied
then after they defeated the enemy ship they saw 200 ships on the horizon headed for them..
"someone bring me...
I know this has nothing to do with the question but...
...what if a riot shield could hold off a shell from a tank? If i were in the tank, id be like WTF?
but i'd choose the tank. =P