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my boyfriend and i have been together for 8 months, but recently we have been arguing a lot about little stuff. hes 2 years younger than me, and every time he does something wrong he comes up to me and saves 'i love you'' instead of working it out. also he don't tell me where hes going, im not...

i gave a homeless person a quid for a cup of tea.-- wish she would hurry up cos I'm gagging. Paddy goes into the pizza shop. The lady asks 'do you want it cut into 6 or 8 pieces?' 'Oh 6 pieces please' Paddy replied 'I don't think I could eat 8' :D man asks her wife, "Tell me some good news and...