Recent content by Twilight (Team Edward)

I'm starting freshman year in two days and I signed up for the cross country team. But since the school I'm going to isn't the school I was assigned (my mom is a teacher there) I didn't know we were suppose to train over the summer and everyone there when I go on monday for my first practice has...

I know this may be a simple joke or something but I don't seem to get it. So, the man asks the bartender to recommend a good drink. The bartender says "how 'bout a grasshopper?" So, the guy orders a grasshopper. Then he's walking home and along the way, he notices a grasshopper. He says...