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    How can I show the neighborhood bully that I mean business?

    Build a giant cage around his house and swallow the key.
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    Poll: What is your FIRST thought when learning a male can cook and clean, without being

    E) I wonder if he'd be willing to dress up as a French maid.
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    If your lights keep flashing and stuff, does that mean that your house is more likely...

    ...to burn down? i am also damn sleepy and think this could be the sign of a carbon monoxide leak. I have to turn my stove off when I'm done cooking because it leaks gas.....i'm pretty sure there is lead paint on my walls, too i know i should move, uhhh i'm going to sleep now, but hopefully not...
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    What is your opinion of garden mushrooms that are shaped like small penises?

    I was just thinking about mushrooms this morning and added some to my pizza. You know, I won't deal with them until they are sliced ....and they have to be in a glass jar.
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    Are these good ways to make a baby- asbestos, lead paint and folic acid?

    I want the baby to be real smarter than you.
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    Should i grow Cabbage Patch Kids in my new garden?

    Potatoes are just as cute and you can make vodka with them.
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    Should i grow Cabbage Patch Kids in my new garden?

    Potatoes are just as cute and you can make vodka with them.
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