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    How can I get my girlfriend to forgive me, shes a vegan and for a joke I put...

    ...some raw bacon on her mouth when? she was asleep. It was hilarious to see her reaction but she stormed out of my house and isn't returning my calls. what should I do?
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    I was at a wedding last week and when the bride an groom were saying I do, This...

    ...little kid made a fart sound? and most of the dudes chuckled a little but all the women there were pissed and the bride looked upset that her I do was followed by a fart sound. why so serious?
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