I mean, this is a very odd question, but I just thought there'd be a literal illness having to do with an author, or, in fact, ANYONE, who literally wanted to marry a fictional character. It would be odd, but I've heard of cases such as this....
Yes. Twilight fans should be institutionalized...
Summer Tea
Hot Fish
Bare Legs
Old Fat Dog
God
My Goldfish
Grandma Had An Accident
Wooden Swings
Green Cherries
That's all I've got...just combine words...it helps on finding topics. :]