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    Should I start a Vietnamese petting zoo?

    I was thinking of doing something that hasn't been done before. I was thinking of gathering some Vietnamese prostitutes and start a petting zoo. I'm calling it Vietpets. Is this a good idea? Or more importantly, is it legal?
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    Should I start a Vietnamese petting zoo?

    I was thinking of doing something that hasn't been done before. I was thinking of gathering some Vietnamese prostitutes and start a petting zoo. I'm calling it Vietpets. Is this a good idea? Or more importantly, is it legal?
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    Where can I buy a rake?

    My neighbor's autistic daughter yells all the time, and I told her to shut up, she still keeps yelling. Then I told her that if she didn't shut up, I would rape her with a rake, SHE STILL KEEPS YELLING. The worst part is I think she stole my rake, where can I find one that's really splintery?
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    Atheists: Aren't you inspired by the biblical story of Job?

    I dont understand how you could possibly *not* be inspired by it! Put down your reefer for a litte bit and think about it! For every blow 'Job' suffered, for every blow 'Job' has come his way, for every blow 'Job' was sent, he didnt give up! Every blow 'Job' was dealt, every blow 'Job' had fall...
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    I found a book that says I did miracles 2,000 years ago. When do I start...

    ...being supreme overlord of mankind? I found the book behind the rock. 2,000 years old. When do I start getting mankind as my bitc.h?
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