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Francis Bean Cobain recently accused Lindsay Lohan's little sister, Ali Lohan, of being talentless and seeking fame without earning it. Should she be blacklisted from the music and film industries for these rude and thoughtless comments?

...suited to join? I think Lindsay Lohan would be best suited to join the Navy, because Lindsay Lohan loves the ocean and she loves to travel. I also think Lindsay Lohan would make an excellent Marine because she is the epitome of self-discipline and she has tattoos. What do you think?

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan Tweeted this message at Samantha Ronson: "BUT YOU DID perform to her..you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i'm gross*thx" In a world where Samantha Ronson can call Lindsay Lohan "gross" and break her precious little heart...

Approximately 24 hours ago, Lindsay Lohan Tweeted this message to Samantha Ronson: "BUT YOU DID perform to her..you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i'm gross*thx" If someone as beautiful and wonderful as Lindsay Lohan cannot find love how can we...

own decision? Did Lindsay Lohan's decision to pursue an alternative lifestyle influence your own decison to pursue an alternative lifestyle? I must admit, Lindsay Lohan's decision to date women and men has made me question whether I should pursue an alternative lifestyle. How about you?

Lindsay Lohan is America's greatest national treasure. Congress should pass a law, like the laws protecting endangered species, making it illegal to hurt Lindsay Lohan's feelings. Don't you agree?