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I guy asks me how to make his d*ck bigger... I tell him to rub grease on it... He comes back the next day and hands me an empty can of Crisco and says, "Dude, it got smaller!! What did you do??!!" I looked at the can and said, "You idiot... This is shortening..."

I guy asks me how to make his d*ck bigger... I tell him to rub grease on it... He comes back the next day and hands me an empty can of Crisco and says, "Dude, it got smaller!! What did you do??!!" I looked at the can and said, "You idiot... This is shortening..."

I guy asks me how to make his d*ck bigger... I tell him to rub grease on it... He comes back the next day and hands me an empty can of Crisco and says, "Dude, it got smaller!! What did you do??!!" I looked at the can and said, "You idiot... This is shortening..."

I guy asks me how to make his d*ck bigger... I tell him to rub grease on it... He comes back the next day and hands me an empty can of Crisco and says, "Dude, it got smaller!! What did you do??!!" I looked at the can and said, "You idiot... This is shortening..."

I guy asks me how to make his d*ck bigger... I tell him to rub grease on it... He comes back the next day and hands me an empty can of Crisco and says, "Dude, it got smaller!! What did you do??!!" I looked at the can and said, "You idiot... This is shortening..."

I guy asks me how to make his d*ck bigger... I tell him to rub grease on it... He comes back the next day and hands me an empty can of Crisco and says, "Dude, it got smaller!! What did you do??!!" I looked at the can and said, "You idiot... This is shortening..."

...addressing the actual problems... If you graph spending for education over the last 40 years, the graph goes straight up (adjusted for inflation)... If you graph the actual performance of the schools during this time, it is a flat line... Here are my solutions... 1. Allow parents to...