Recent content by the King of the Divan

I work as a car-mechanic behind my hours as a second job. Every week there's this young lady that brings in her car, some kind of a cabriolet, a foreign brand. She's always dressed in expensive clothes and lives out in the hills where the richer people are. One of my fellow mechanics said she's...

It's about my best friend, she's a girl and though I've been through some rough times, she's always been there for me. I tend to 'scare' people away by snapping at them - I am maybe the closest thing to Bernard Black from Black Books - but she didn't care. After an accident at work I was...

Thrust your knee between his legs. He'll pass out squirming.