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    Survey: How many times can you drop your cellphone?

    Let's try the Tootsie Pop logic! Kid: "Mr. Owl, how many times can I drop my cell phone before it breaks?" Owl: "Well *takes kid's phone* let's see...*drops, picks up* One, *drops, picks up* Two, *drops, picks up* Three, *drops, steps on it, CRUNCH!* Three." Kid: "The f**k's wrong with you?!"
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