Recent content by Tellerofawesomejokes

1. Shooting with a camera, developing and drying... 2. Lions that haven't eaten for three years naturally! 3. Yes. it follows the 3rd of July naturally. 4. he starts after the game is over! 5. The act of committing suicide.

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can You...