When Adam woke in Eden
The creatures had no names
To think up words for this and that
He thought a fine new game
It never rained or thundered
Adam lived just on fruit
He never wore a shirt or tie
Only a birthday suit
Adam played hide and seek with God
And never found it queer
The serpent and...
I know quite a few vegetarians, but none of them made their choice for ethical reasons.
People get obsessive about all sorts of things. PETA are nasty bigots, but no more so than (I'd better not name the denomination).
There was an old toad who lived under some weed.
He didn't see much; but what little he seed
He didn't like much. And how sour he growed.
Do you know someone like that bigoted toad?
"You wake up every morning
As happy as a bird;
I can be as irate as sh1t
You never say a word;
You keep the place neat as a pin
From stormcellar to gable;
No matter how late I get home
My dinner's on the table;
You never ask for clothes or shoes;
Never have a headache;
You laugh and whistle...