Recent content by Super Midget IX

Just ten minutes ago I heard a TV newsreader asked the on-site reporter regarding the trapped miners in New Zealand "Do you think it is going to be a sleepless night for the families and friends of the miners?" DUUUUUHH!!! what do you think? (as much as it is a sad and serioud news, I found...

...make an asp of himself? He has never been to a function of this scale before. The event might rattle him. He hasn't learn to use his knife and fork tongue very well yet and I am scared he might not viper his mouth properly

Can someone bail me out with an answer to this? It stumps me how the game can be so evil it can bowl a maiden over. And what's this silly point about a Square Leg umpire? Does one has to be deformed to officiate? TheGreenMan: Stick to baseball jokes? I have NEVER told baseball jokes. I know...

(please note: I am NOT asking if you like KFC. Any "I don't like junkfood" type answer will NEVER get considered for the Best Answer)

One of my favourites: I heard a comment by the local politician promoting fire safety in the home..."We have seen house fires that cause damage to the house" DUH! Have you ever seen a house fire that DIDN'T cause damage to the house? (Just ONE example/story each please)

...an asp of himself? He has never been to a function of this scale before. The event might rattle him. He hasn't learnt to use his knife and fork tongue very well yet and I am scared that he might not viper his mouth properly. He might not remember to fang his host at the end of the night and...

What is you opinion on this? Have people lost the ability to be light hearted and now take everything in Y!A so seriously? see the response to the question below: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlMqLcO9bqUogHwMx3LEP2Tty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20100722054115AAj3Li3 LOL I TOTALLY agree with...

Recently on the local news on TV, I heard a comment by the local politician promoting fire safety in the home..."We have seen house fires that cause damage to the house" DUH! Have you ever seen a house fire that DIDN'T cause damage to the house? (Just ONE example/story each please)

make an asp of himself? He has never been to a function of this scale before. The event might rattle him. He hasn't learn to use his knife and fork tongue very well yet and I am scared he might not viper his mouth properly

in it, eat it, or paint with it? Be honest. Have a guess even. There is no shame if you have forgotten or don't know and NOT knowing does not make you dumb. It only means you don't know.

When you order a pizza, how many pieces do you ask the shop to slice it into? 6 or 8 slices. I prefer they cut into 6 - I just can't eat 8 slices

And is it adequately insured against meteor showers?

One of my favourites: I heard a comment by the local politician promoting fire safety in the home..."We have seen house fires that cause damage to the house" DUH! Have you ever seen a house fire that DIDN'T cause damage to the house? (Just ONE example/story each please)

...apples, what cider you on? Why can't they just get along or may be they are rotten to the core

I am thinking of setting up a hopscotch extreme club in Cambodia. Do you think that is a good idea or would it blow up in me face? My investors would need some answers if it doesn't work and I might not have a leg to stand on.