You would be a prosecutor which requires you to be an attorney.
The stereotype of the cold blooded attorney is because they take on frivolous cases and defend criminals (OJ Simpson) who are guilty
Some people are just born in better places. I love America though. Its a sinking ship but its beautiful and its home. One day it will be better. When the govt realized not to tax the crap out of us.Next thing you know you'll need to pay a tax to pee