Recent content by Stray

I've always been so horrible at puns. @_@ And the dictionary was much less helpful than I would have liked.

I have a 76 Trans Am with a brand new Chevy 350 crate motor. But it has a Pontiac alternator on the motor. I just got the car over the weekend, and it the battery died right when I got it home. I checked the battery and saw the battery terminals were not tight at all, they were pretty loose and...

My dog licks his butt!

nah, I love reading them too in my spare time. (I'm 16) ^^

He just fuels up the jet for a fly by of New York. Screw the Ford!! He owns GM. And he isn't a self-made millionaire. He is an ACORN made millionaire.

Quit doing dumb 'tings'. I'll send you a hacksaw inside a cake.

NONE! Libs and Progressives base their positions on "FEELINGS. Oh oh oh oh. FEELINGS! Feelings of tingles rolling down their legs when BO appears......Those feelings for Boooooooo!!!!!". ((((((thank you!! thank you!!!! I'll be in Vegas next Thursday)))))

Here's to hoping for change. I think I MIGHT have a penny left when I get my paycheck. OH WAIT!!! What paycheck? I got to have a job for that to happen! BUT...........DANG IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL HAVE HEALTH CARE!!!! Paid by you; my fellow socialist Americans! Woohoo!!!! "Come on and take a free...

AND triple salary for "Barnyard Backdoor BAAAAbes"!

Obama does Michelle. I guess doing it with bulldogs is legal. I guess. Poor bulldog.