Recent content by Steven Stifler

I went to mass, and I saw a statue of Mary. I accidentally envisioned the holy spirit having sexual relations with her. It just popped in my head, I let it slip by my righteous filter. Exactly how screwed am I now? @Leslie: yeah, that conversation will go great with the priest. priest...

I'm having a lot of difficulty during sex with my wife. Every fifteen to thirty minutes I have to pee during sex. I don't drink at least 2 hours beforehand to make sure drinking fluids is not a part of the problem. I also pee right beforehand to make sure my bladder is as empty as I can get...