Recent content by Stephen Colbert

this two targets? Osama bin Laden or Justin Bieber and no you can't shot both. I would shot Osama only because of the $25 million on his head, but then I work get in trouble for killing the President of the United States.

Bingo! you caught on!

lol... i read Liberty and Tranny at first!

If you have a Credit card (somehow) or a Frequent flyer miles stacked up, or a Flight gift certificate, American Airlines!

I dont mean just books. Everytime i talk to him, it's twilight this, edward that. Alice is hot, Rosalie's not... It's getting old!! Bad enough? he Owns three of each of the twilight books, and he owns a copy of the twilight DVD autographed by ALL the cast and stephenie meyer.

do they get to draw and read? do they get a tv? is there a movie night? WHAT ELSE???

I saw a man getting into jail once for forgetting to put the brakes on on his car, and it rolled down the drive-way, and hit the neighbours parked car.

for Graphics Design mainly.

Michael Jackson was at the beach TRYING to tan. He stood up so he could go in the water, Well he got a text, and he was next to a woman, she screamed, "HEY! Get outta my sun!"

A woman can give birth..... She can withstand a man coming at her at the speed of light.

Bring a friend with a REALLY big and deep bag.