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She is 2 years old. She climbs on the chairs and onto the table whenever I leave the room. I dont want to get rid of the table as we all eat together as a family and I dont want to be eating off a tray on my lap. The table has to be in the lounge, there is no other room for it. Any ideas how to...

What other chat sites? Tell me, tell me! Then again, only bother if they look like Vin Diesel..... Maybe you've been on gay chat sites by accident?

AROOOGAH!!!! Massive warning alarm here!!!!. He has a MAJOR issue about something to do with pregnancy or sex and is already showing his hang-up. He is letting his hang-up cause him to treat you with disrespect already. How DARE he tell you not only that he doesnt believe you when you talk about...

Stand next to her,lean on the wall with an insolent depressed expression, pull your pants down round your knees so your dodgy boxers are on show, look at your feet and grunt. If you feel the occasion calls for small talk, say "huh". That should do it. But dont forget the daft Duran Duran haircut...

YOU NEVER ASK. YOU JUST GO FOR IT