Recent content by Srsly WTF

I'm doing a persuasive speech on why bottled water is bad for the environment. however, I need an opening line - an attention grabber - and i just can't think of one. also if you could provide a closing line or arguments that would be great. THANKS!!!!

mins a day....? but with no results. I still have a huuuge tummy. I want to get rid of my stomach area, like the place below the navel, but all the exercise is only getting me a four pack ABOVE my navel. even if i just drink a bottle of water, my tummy looks huge. I'm 110 pounds and 5'6''. help!!