A blonde was walking down the street with her blouse wide open. The police goes over and tell her
"excuse me do you know your blouse is open."
The blonde screams "OH MY GOD I LEFT MY BABY ON THE BUS."
1. A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
2. A highway patrolman pulled...