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    Why do girls say they like "mysterious" guys?

    I always thought girls who said they liked "mysterious guys" meant they'd slept with somebody without remembering to ask his name....
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    If Miley Cyrus gives me a lap dance, how much cash should I stuff in her underwear?

    It's $20 a dance over at Hot Girlz....but Miley is a celeb....
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    Where do I find out WHICH Toyota cars are being recalled?

    Heard on the news that the floors on Toyotas are designed in such a way that floor mats can make the accelerators stick. I have an '09 Corolla --- is my car one of the models affected by this safety defect?
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    Where is the best place to have sex?

    I would do it in a box, I would do it with a fox. I might do it in the rain. I could do it on a train. I would do it here and there, I would do it ANYWHERE!!!
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    How much time does it take to hike the Appalachian Trail?

    If it's too long, I'll just pretend I'm the Republican governor of a southern state and fly down to Argentina for some illicit nooky on the side...
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    How much time does it take to hike the Appalachian Trail?

    If it's too long, I'll just pretend I'm the Republican governor of a southern state and fly down to Argentina for some illicit nooky on the side...
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    How can I keep the bunnies out of my garden?

    Get a big Rottweiler and tell him, "Bunny. It's the OTHER white meat."
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