Recent content by Snarky's Wife

...and pepper? Do you enjoy extra crispy/blackened food? Do you "thank" your spouse for making dinner by making him dessert?

I'm trying to be romantic. Do you think my husband likes poems? He likes sex. So that means he likes poems, right? What do you think of this: You’re the butter on my bread. You’re the loose screw in my head. You’re the hotdog in my bun. You’re the reason sex is fun. You’re the bolt that...