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Before the dawn, I was strolling in my courtyard when my ears picked sound waves emanating from behind the rose bushes in my garden. When I went to investigate this mysterious noise, I was shocked and disgusted to find my adolescent neighbour engaging in fornication with a female acquaintance...

Before the dawn, I was strolling in my courtyard when my ears picked sound waves emanating from behind the rose bushes in my garden. When I went to investigate this mysterious noise, I was shocked and disgusted to find my adolescent neighbour engaging in fornication with a female acquaintance...

I offer to you this quite informative statement: "Utilize cranium protection on your "bike" and "skateboard" (as the whippersnappers say it) or one's cerebral cortex may be severely damaged if one is to take a tumble."

I offer to you this quite informative statement: "Utilize cranium protection on your "bike" and "skateboard" (as the whippersnappers say it) or one's cerebral cortex may be severely damaged if one is to take a tumble."

I offer to you this quite informative statement: "Utilize cranium protection on your "bike" and "skateboard" (as the whippersnappers say it) or one's cerebral cortex may be severely damaged if one is to take a tumble."

Before the dawn, I was strolling in my courtyard when my ears picked sound waves emanating from behind the rose bushes in my garden. When I went to investigate this mysterious noise, I was shocked and disgusted to find my adolescent neighbour engaging in fornication with a female acquaintance...