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    Is it wrong to throw buckets of custard at the bride and groom outside the church?

    The father-in-law of my friend's new wife came to my door this morning, with a bill for dry cleaning. He also thumped me on the nose. Why would he do such a thing? I hear you ask. Well, at the wedding on Saturday, some chums from the Raffles club and I threw two buckets of lukewarm custard on...
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    Could stair falling be considered an extreme sport?

    My wife appears to be a Connoisseur. No matter how often I push her down, the loon always bounces back like an Olympian gold medal finalist.
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    Should I attend my father-in-laws funeral, or go boating?

    Sadly, my wife's father has died at a rather inconvenient time. I say this because in early July, some chums from the Raffles club and I like to on a boating expedition for a couple of weeks. We have a rip-roariously good time with gin, pork and ludicrous wagers. Now this damned funeral. Would...
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