A person that is afraid to go outside..
A person that is afraid of the "real world."
A person who is afraid of sunlight..
A person who is afraid of people.
And a person who is afraid of loud noises..
I think these are put in different catalogs.. It would be nice if you can name all of them...
I've heard of this before. This is one of my favorites.
Elephant Jokes
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
Hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a white elephant?
Tickle it pink, hold...