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Dang, Proud Member. All you guys scream about is "where's the source?" "where's the source?" Well, the source is that little blue line of type. Click on it...
...stove and brought to the table? I used to have an electric one and we just cooked at the table, but this one seems more like a stove-top thing to be brought to the table. Or am I wrong?
One? Nope. Can't be. Besides being highly subjective, there is the Top 40 syndrome: what I feel like today I didn't yesterday and won't tomorrow. Baseball is to rife with history to pinpoint such a moment. From tragedy (Gehrig and Puckett) to elation (Fisk's homer, Tug McGraw's "Ya gotta...
Keep holding the skillet while you do stuff like opening the refrigerator and they roll onto the floor. Do that a couple of times. Then try to fit them in the toaster. Giving up on that, skewer them and cook them on the stove, using the burner like a campfire.