Recent content by Roanman

Happiness is a state of mind ‘tis said and mine is in a state. The reason for this state of mine is simple to relate. There was this girl you see upon whom I was intent, It appeared as if our relationship was hot and heaven sent. We wined and dined and loved each other, of that I'm very sure...

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you...