Recent content by Retardo_Shagrat

Am I the only one who, just for a split second, thinks it's a nipple and then gets disapointed when it turns out not to be?

...so you could cop a feel? If so, did it work?

I enjoy emptying water butts outside old folks' homes in the winter, then making a huge black ice slide down the length of the road and polishing it up by taking the wheels off my skatedboard and riding it like a snowboard. Especially on Bingo days.

Staples Centre...? ...I was hiding round the back when I heard this high pitched voice yelling "Let me out of this box! Shamone" now, obviously, at the time, I wasn't about to blow my cover and miss the rest of the show, but in my hurry to sneak out at the end I forgot to tell anyone. Should I...

No, I'm too busy deliberately flashing people to do it by accident.