Recent content by Red Queen

AND I went into the nearby cemetery and dug up said ghosts graves and reunited them with an item or belonging they were buried with to put them at peace. SO, Atheists, my question for you is... ....is it TRUE you don't EAT Pizza?

Well it is like this my dear peasants: Both my dear younger and by far more naive little sister and I have been invited to attend a ball next Saturday. We are required to bring gifts, and I wanted to bring this MARVELOUS Lump of Coal that I stumbled upon, however; the dilemma is that my putrid...