Recent content by Ranger Dan

Assuming he even got a sentence that didn't outlast him, I think the other inmates would insure that the only way he left prison was horizontal and feet first.

Write, produce, direct, star in and cast the next Disney movie about a princess and a football player. Now let's see...who can we cast as your leading man? Joe Montana? No, too old. Hmmmmmm....

For Old Testament or New Testament I prefer the New International Version. A good paraphrased version is easy to read and understand but difficult to quote from.