because they are not aware that we can get degrees in Philosophy and Religion, and other Sciences, and that we can get degrees in Language, Literature, and so forth!
they must have heard Kid Rock's song and got scared of the lyrics "Lay it on me!", remember, when something they believe is...
Bacon, as in food, Francis Bacon, the other philosopher last named Bacon, or the actor in 'Halloween' Bacon? the 3 choices of human Bacon I assume must be most favored among Christian Zealots, don't forget, they did eat the first female philosopher alive after all.
me personally, raw taste...