Think of them as the greatest existing entertainment for modern civilization.
The way way to prevent their daily wounds is a good daily dose of R&S. Read what other non-Christians have to say, and you'll realize the fundies are not as powerful as they think they are.
It serves "authentic" Mexican food, but as far as I can tell, it's still tacos and shrimp cocktail, by any other name.
But it's supposed to be a good review (they're paying for it).
Got any ideas? I'm at a loss. I'll take anything to get me started...
Dancing with the Stars? Just in case you've forgotten who they are:
Peter
Paul
Simon
Sneezy
John Thomas
Kanye
Rufus
Viggo
Xtina
Boutros Boutros
Fireball
and
Big Gay Al
BQ: What is the person above you wearing right now?