With my old dodge neon, we just gave the dang trunk a good kick and it popped right open.
Those things are pieces of junk. Has the paint started to chip off like a hobo with dandruff? Cause it will.
I'm not sure if it's what you're looking for, but he says:
"Drunk drivers are bad. But drunk backseat drivers are just as bad... if they're very persuasive."
*In slightly slurred words* "Take a left here."
*normal voice* "But those are trees."
*Whispers* "Trust me"
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“When you have a fat...
Well, the City of brotherly love is Philadelphia. It's in Pennsylvania and the father of invention, Ben Franklin lived and worked there. I'm not sure what Juglandaceae means.
I'd say: In the Philadelphia library