hahah that was quite funny. good job
wanna hear a joke I read online?
Its a little long but DEFINETELY worth it
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke...
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning...
You asked for no ketchup.
Don't you remember?
What do you mean you don't remember?
I specifically remember you asking for no ketchup.
You know what...I don't give a shit.
That's a load of bullshit that the customer is always right!!
*throws ketchup packet at your face*
Oh..oh! I'm so sorry! I...
Pizza.
I would like a large stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut with extra cheese and onions.
And if you want a lot of answers...I suggest the POLLS & SURVEYS section. Click Entertainment & Music, then Polls & Surveys. That place is full of people wanting to answer questions like yours :)
Maybe THEIR phone is broken.
Just yell "If you mother fucker dont answer me right now I'm gonna sue you for all your worth!"
Watch that sucka apologize! lol