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    How does Roger Ebert do it?

    Due to Roger's somewhat limited mobility, he sees many of the films he reviews at home via preview copies, or at special press screenings for Chicago-based reviewers to which he and his wife Chaz are invited as a matter of course.
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    How does Roger Ebert do it?

    Due to Roger's somewhat limited mobility, he sees many of the films he reviews at home via preview copies, or at special press screenings for Chicago-based reviewers to which he and his wife Chaz are invited as a matter of course.
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    If the flashing lights from my Christmas tree cause me to have seizures....?

    It might slow you up, considerably, but the effect of coming back out of a seizure might give your questions and answers a refreshed outlook and novel directness, ie, "Why is my foot in the wastebasket?", or, "Is it Christmas yet, I feel covered in holly?" and the like.
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    Say you're filming or writing a remake of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs...?

    What would be some new names for the dwarfs, (since the Disney organization holds the rights to Doc, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, Dopey and Grumpy)? Be imaginative, but try not to get too disgusting...
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    If you were to imagine Associated Press headlines about a Zen beaver gone wild,

    Berserk Buddha Beaver Bares ---Co-Workers Give Ovation of One Hand Clapping.
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