Recent content by p00dycat

Velcro ------ it's a rip off

touring Ireland and drives into a petrol station in his large B.M.W as he bends to fill his tank, Paddy the pump attendant notices two golf tees fall out of his pocket. " What are these ?" asks Paddy "They are for resting my balls on when I'm driving " explains Tiger "Well blow me " says Paddy "...

when a R.A.C van comes flying past me, the driver looked very upset and was in floods of tears. I thought to myself that man is heading for a breakdown.