Go to any mainstream church. So long as you haven't kissed the goats nethers you will be OK. If you have smooched the cloven-hooved beast, you can become a Mormon.
Notice that there are no advertising campaigns aimed at the tea-buggers. They are so few and so unimportant to the advertising business that they are not worth the effort.
Thanks. The clique list I sent to YA has been confirmed.
I had a discussion with a person I know who is in advertising on the national level and she told me the Tea-baggers are such a small percentage of the populace and generally making lower incomes, they aren't worth going after.